August292014
givemeinternet:

How to end an argument

givemeinternet:

How to end an argument

(via pointe-zero)

5AM

only-one-canoli:

my only regret is the time i wasted on heterosexuality

(via tyleroakley)

3AM
“Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you.” (via jayce-park)

(Source: wordsthat-speak, via moriarty)

1AM

(Source: tonysttark, via moriarty)

August282014
  • fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
  • skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
  • skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
  • Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
  • skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111
3AM

rockstarsushiman:

Yes I am an expert on Greek mythology I have read a Percy Jackson book

(Source: locomortor-mortis, via pointe-zero)

1AM

(Source: slapmytitties, via moriarty)

August272014

castielloveshispaintedwhore:

College kids

(Source: alisonlrwin, via slenderelli)

7PM

tuucker:

irisowl:

So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized

Dr. Robert Evans

I looked it up

My dentist is Captain America’s dad

My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.

JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.

(via slenderelli)

5PM

kanayoshiko:

sic burn

(via slenderelli)

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